a Music Box Superhero
About Me


Name::van
From::Marikina City, NCR, Philippines
Well here I am. I don't know how to say this. The only thing I know is awkward silence. Your eyelids close when you're around me to shut me out. - freakish, saves the day
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TWILIGHT SUMMARY ( in tagalog pare!)
Active Vista Film Festival
How's Ely (Ely Buendia Update)
How's Tara (Tara Santelices Update)
Fundraising Events for Tara
37 things you don't know (i think) about it...
Googling Myself - new past time
iBANG item no.009
iBANG! item no.008
iBANG! item no.007

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26.3.07

iBANG! item no.007

The Top 25
Funny Friendster Profiles

If you haven't checked your Friendster account in a while, here's a
peek at what you've been missing (lucky you!)


25] Ayumi
Occupation: student
Companies: rockers companies!
Hobby: chating!!
wants to meet "pretty girls!! only!! hehes!!"
[Bakit kaya installment? Read this with feelings for maximum appreciation. Complete with the pauses.]

24] catherine joyii
Affiliations: Catholic
[Bang!]
"dont lyk pipol hu r very: PLASTIKS, pa EPAL, LIARS and anything na
mga BAD ATTITUDE I like hu r vry gud....
[Huh? Who?]!!! "and if u
want me to ur friend, jaz aDD me uP"
[Bang! Bang!]

23] giriz
Affiliations: Bsta Nilalang sa EarTh pro luv c God
[Oh... And what do we have here?]
"i like" play badminton."
[Me don't like.]

22] alexandra rose sobida
About Her: long hair, bolding eyes
[Hmm... meaning?], red lips and long life [Amen!]
Who She Wants to Meet: a spiecial boy in my hole life forever and
ever
[Amen ulit!]

21] jOnah-nUevE 'kikAy fOe RiL'
Companies: oN mAh hiStOry.. wYL i WAs On A mAll hOppiNg.. sUmvody
GAve mE A stArstruck fOrM... HAhA! itz kinDA wEiRD.... wAtZ uP wit
dAt huH?
[What's up with YOU???]

20] Jean
Companies: Schools
[Puwede naman...]
Affiliations: Cristianity
[Yun na!]
Who I Want to Meet: "be always respect the universal trademark clan
within the highest organization"
[Oh. My Gadddd. This could be themotherest of them all grand statements, don't you think?]

19] -aNnA-
MaArtE,SEnSItive, SuPlAdITa, FRiEnDly, fAshiOnIStA, KikAy, AtTraCtiVe
AnD EveRytHinG NiCE THaT Was Me!!
[Was ba talaga?] MaTaLinO (ThEReS
No OnE IN THiS WoRLd hAs stUpId MiNDs)
[You might want to reconsider
this.]
mAaRte aKo PeRo InDi AkO mAlAnDE-jUZ DOn'T EvEr jUdGe Me cOz
yOu dONt mE aT AlL....
[Huh?] AND ..... YoU MuZ ReMEmBeR eVeRYtHinGs
hAs a reAsONS..... DoNt ! DArE mE COz YoU DoNt knOw wHaT CaN I dO
[Eh
parang clueless ka din naman eh.]
SoMe peopLe dOnT UnDErSTaNd WhAT Is
my aTtItUde BUt dOnT JuDgE aNyOnE...... .. i pRoTeCT my fRieNdS...aNd
pRoTeCt YoUrs :)
[I sure will-from you.]

18] -GEniE Lou-
aBouT me????
[Eh kailangan pa ba namang i-reiterate na about you ito?] A persOn wHo is veRy conservative, have positive outlook in lyf, suMtyms I brEak pRomises dat can cause someone angry w/ me [Grrrrr!!! Nakakagalit talaga!].... im very productive person... everytime i do some task or deeds i will make a plan 1st b4 i go 4
it. im very fond ! in listening 2 musizzzz im da type of person dat
tells frankly
[And Frankly would be... your best friend's name?]
who i want to meet?????? so there it goes.....
[There it goes indeed!]... ... *a person dat can give advices 2 me f i want some support. i mostly hate person nga snobbish kaau*

17] -sTaY ovErLoaD-
Hometown: TaGuiG..ThE FLazE To bEE..MaHoGanY
[Yes naman!]
Occupation: boniFiEd
[na-Boni? Ano?] and cErTiFied HeavEn
ringEr..aLpha MaN..
[Meaning...? ]
Affiliations: aFiLL-FuLL and ThuguFuLL..ThEY r grEaT jusT 4 onE nigHT
buT iM grEaT evErY nigHT!!
[Something tells me that... nah... 'wag na lang. Think what you want.]

16] maria princesa
caption ng picture: "am i look good"
Affiliations: An roman catholic
Favorite TV Shows: OPHRA
[Of-ra ba kamo?]
About Her: Me......... hmmmmmm ...... simpl! e and always
happy....... . i know you've get it.......... .
[Actually, hindi.]
wants to meet "somebody who has a sen se of humor and simple gets"
[Simple gets. Maghanap ka ng ibang kausap, 'ne!]

15] PrEtty StEpS IV
Affiliations: vOLLeYBaLL pLaYeR, cOLLeGe sTuDeNt, pARt tiMe MoDeL (iN
MAHdReaMZ)
[Huy, gising!], ChEEr DanCER & UR fRiEnDLiEsT nEiGhBoR iN
ToWn......!! !!
[Aba, waynat?!]
"I wud nEver faLL again fOr soMeOne he's hEad oVer heeLs wiTh
[So you're into girls...?] iN Comes To A rELATIONShIP I am faiTHfuL aNd
sweet I haTes aNd curSes pLayErs
[Playaz beware!] I am eMoTioNaL, I
lisTens to My mind buT I stiLL foLLows My heart
[Gollum? Is this
you?]
someone U Can tRUsT On
THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZING MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT LOVE YOU ALL
[Uy,
artista. Love lots ba?]


14] masaaki
Affiliations: Governor
[Sa bagay, puwede nga namang he's affiliated with the governor... pero mali eh...! Maliiiiii!]
Hobbies and Interests: play guitar and to be band
About Him: cOoL... taLL.... sMarT.... & mO$t oF th! aT tRuth
LovEr.....
[As in "mahal ang katotohanan" o "true lover" ba dapat?]
ha..ha...ha. ...ha.... .ha..... eVerythiNgs' trUth
[Words of wisdom from Masaaki * Palakpakan *]

13] -lil LiZ-
"rOcKeRz!! n pUnKz!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!"
[Yeah. Sure.]
Affiliations: tEnNaGe LiFe!!
[Double dead ito. Mali na, wrong spelling pa. Tsk.]
Favorite Movies: chukie 1 and 2
[Chukie? Malamang habulin ka talaga ng saksak ng manikang 'to dahil na-misspell mo yung pangalan niya.]
wants to meet "ANYONE. if ya want to know more just sen me a message!!"
[Once again, no tenks.]

12] adora
Companies: companies of CUTE PERSON [Yeah. What. Ever.]
Favorite Movies: thombraider [Thom the Braider daw? Ano?]
"ME...a simple GOD creature
[Right... Of course you are], a high
climber
[Feeling unggoy.] & aggressive person, i want a new clothes,
books.....
[Aba. At may wishlist pa!] some of my other descriptions
are---->friendly, jealousy, cute, honest..."
[Just what exactly was she trying to do here again?]
"i love spaghetty"
[Aaah... ako, spaghetti ang gusto ko.]
Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD
IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting,
LIAR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness,
being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKING PROMISES..
[May kaunting kaguluhan.]

11] Breeks
Favorite Music: stay w/ cushe, the day u said gudnyt w/ hale, kahit
pa w/ hale again, specialy 4 u w/ MYMP, tell me y it herts
[Eh ilang
kilo Hertz ba iyan?]
w/ MYMP again, love moves in mysteriuos ways w/
NINA ehehehe!!!!
About Me: im a person n siryoso pro happy ksm en i dont like sa mga
pipol n plastik gus2 ko ung dldl
["Daldal" pala 'to. Akala ko naman
kung ano...]
pro my sen ce ung cnsabi en real... im sure n mag
kksundo tyo!!! Practically
[Baka "basically." ] i want pretty girls
but honestly i like mostly girls who are nice to accompany
[Escort
service ba ang hanap niyo?]
and not malandi ...waaaaah i hope i cud
fyn special one !!!
[Lord, ang sakit na talaga ng ulo ko.]

10] Geneveve
Occupation: business women
[Marami siguro silang may-ari ng account na 'to.]
Affiliations: business
Hobbies: watcing tv
[Watsing?]
About her: beutiful and honest
wants to meet... i want ta meet people is simple only
[Good luck with that.]

09] -'kEiXi'-
Hometown: nAVOetAst
[In truth, NAVOTAS. Haaaay. Baketttttttttt? ????]
About Me: aqOuh??
[Hindi-ako daw...].. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE
yUr hEAd tURn
[Feel ko na nga mag-a la-Exorcist this far eh.] ,,
*HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw
[Masyado kang
nagpapaniwala. ...]
.. sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra
** hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo .. yU
fOUnd mE.. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs..
[So...?] USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs
lOoKing mY fACe in tHE mirror.. mAarTE bAh yUN?
[Hindi naman masyado]
who i want to meet: "xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA'y
mUkhang .. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh
aAhh"
[Yuneeeeeeee! !! Testimonial pala ang habol.]

08] SheZzO GraniTy
Hometown: AurOrA wEr CrimE iS OrGaniZeD
[Ingat dito mga kapatid.] En
ThA RuLe 2 FoLLoW
[Is what...?]
Schools: sTa.cLarA wEr pLenTy oF mUrdErEr OccUrS
[Tandaan ang
paaralang ito-'wag ie-enroll ang mga bata dito.]

Affiliations: ThuG BaLLa bAbY oF kArEn rOsE
About Me: i CamE FrOm a SmaLL TowN wEr oL ThA GenGsTerS- kiLLahZ-
DruG DeaLahZ- YounG bLoOdS- LiVin aLonE AnD biG TyM SinDiCaTe ArE
OcCurS
[Ito pala ang nuknukan... Ano ba'ng number sa police station?]

07] gummibear
About Me:"im kaRReL.. iM a giRL hu oLweZ waNa b HappY buT jSt cnT b!
I cAn eiTHer b sEriouS oR siLLy... liBeraTed,,fuN. .no worrieS.. iM a
prActiCal woMan n I eiTHer
[Baka naman "I'd rather..."] Lose mY heart
dAN my bRaiNS..
[So which one DID you lose? Clue naman diyan...] it'S
harD 2 piCk uP d piEceS oF my liFe..,, veRy comPlicaTed. . buT noT
noW..
[Ano ba talaga? Complicated ba o hindi?] i dNt bLiV iN dEsTinY
iM abouT reALiTy., uR liFE iS in uR hAnds//// so uR d 1 hu coMpLicaTe
iT...."
[No, no, no-YOU complicate it.]

06] christopher
Hobbies: lapping trip
[Macho dancer in da house!]; tambay; sound trip; gumala
My Looks: punkiztah
[Eh talaga bang kailangan 'to?]

05] lady biolente
caption ng picture: "it's meh,panget koh d2 bat kya!!! hehehe"
[Hmm... bakit nga kaya?]
Occupation: collage student
[Wow. BA Collage ba 'yan? Sana nag-fine
arts ka na lang para diverse tapos major in collage!]

Movie: the ant
[At starring sino naman kaya?]
About her: ahm.......about meeh!!!??? ATTITUDE? kind,suplada minsan..
pro most of da tym mabait meeeh..., makulit, lagi na nka-smyl
ngaun... talented pa! i can dance. i can sing....i can fly basta ba
my wings, eh...he!he!he!
[Feeling langaw.] OUTLOOK? syempre
maganda,noh! alangan nmn laitin k ang sarili koh...height koh? 5'3''
ASSET KOH? my legs sbi nila.... taken na meehh....... ...should I say
yes!?
[No. Utang na loob, paki intindi ng mga pinagsusulat niya.]

04] Anthony
Affiliations: hardcore serial killer/frustrated assassin, computer
addict
[Malamang "describe yourself" ang pagkakaintindi niya dito.]
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter all the movies that were already shown
and including the one's that is still being made
[Wow, advanced.]
Favorite Music: alternative, rock, mellow, pop, kahit ano basta hale
o cueshe
[Aba, very seasoned ah.]
About Me: im just a person who sit's silently on one corner
[Yeah.
And stay there.]

03] -pRettY cAng-
Favorite Music: ACOUSTIC...reggea
[Huh?]
"me?? im just a simple girl... hmmm... sometimes im othistic"
[Ayuneeeee! Ops, wala akong sinabi...! It came straight right out of the proverbial horse's mouth!]
"loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way
I look and the way i dress."
[Why don't we just take her word for it?]
"when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one
because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be
done."
[Tissue, please. Dumudugo ang ilong ko.]

02] lito
Companies: wa lang. im just in the class room seating on my chair and
flerting with gurls.......
[Tsk, tsk. Yur a beri bud boi ah!]
TV Shows: Whos line is that?
[Nabitin sa title.] and teleseryes
About him: I am a 19 year old strait guy, and i love doing creative
stuff and having fun.... entering personal relationships with girls
and guys even gays is okey with me as long as they are mature and
responsible enough to hundle a relationship. By the way!!!
[Shet.
Naninigaw siya!]
before, I was against bisexual relationships en even
sexual intercoarses
[Papel de liha daw. Magaspang eh.] between same
sexes, that was me before that memorable night happen to me when i
was in 4th year highschool.. ..
[Sus! Baka mabasa 'to ng mga magulang
mo!]

Sa inyong pagbaybay sa kanyang fantasy land
[aka friendster profile-
"about me" section]
kung maaari lamang po'y 'wag niyong kaligtaan
bigyan ng pansin ang mga sumusunod:
boardmaits
permission to my parents
inerested
desided
leaking
["Licking" 'to actually.]
niples
[Hala. Kulang. Baka 1 lang din ang kanya.]
stroakign
[believe me, he meant "stroking."]
saterday
apartmen
doing our staff i realizes
[I DEMAND A REFAND!!!]

01] maricel
Occupation: looking a job
[Magandang career 'yan.]
Hobbies: dancing, chatting, reading book, outting outdoors
[Outting
outdoors... hmm. I wonder...]

Favorite Book: The Purpose Driven in life
[Ito ba talaga ang title ng
aklat na ito?]
M! usic: fashions [Maaari bang bigyang linaw ninyo kung anong
nagaganap dito?]

About Me: i'm maricel.. who loves serving the Lord...i love dancing..
singing... going beaches... outings.. goin out.. window shopping..



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